Hello and welcome to the dmtc and guinie pigs blog. Pretty much this blog is here to help the economy not by giving tips, oh no, no, no by using super magical powers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plus im gonna post a bunch of super cool photos up here and put weird stuff about d&d, video games and stuff like that
day 2 of having a blog,
we have suffered many casualties but our wills have not yet been broken, those Canadians cant keep this up for ever,eventually they'll run out of Belgian waffles. our wills may be strong but our supplies are limited, were running out of pancakes.Maybe this war of breakfast shall end soon becouse the French and they're rice kricepies (thats k rise pies not crispies) have come to join us - uh oh the general's calling me i must go.

hoy there! today i have a special treat im going to post one side of a conversation of some teenage girl(i edited out the' likes because it got really tedious ) enjoy!!!!!!

yo yo yo calrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaa are you psyched about the party on Friday?? i cant wait to go we can dress up as fairy princesses;) did you here about john and Nissa getting together?
its sooooo :0 i knowwww!!!!!!! alright ill tell her. uh huh. omg r u asking him to the dance???!!? oh you're waiting fr HIM to ask you kk. ya theres this guy who toootaly wants to ask me but hes so shy!!!!!!! ya thats him. i knowwww hes sooooo cute don't you think?? ya i know alright gtg kk. cya there!!! heh heh funny i make myself laugh wit my own blog heh heh

howdy folks!(id just like to point out that this intro should be read as if a Texan was reading it)this lil' ol' day I'm a gonna give a reenactment of an American tryin' to ask Italian street urchin wher the gas station is!!

salve io canguro utopista soltanto scuola media inferiore , pietoso?
TRANSLATION: hello, i kangaroo Utopian only of the road, pitiful?

aw ha ha ha HA HA HAH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL LOL GUFFAW HA HA HEH heh heh he he ohhh ho ho ahhhhh heh heh tear Utopian ha! oh man! see the thing bout my blog is that it really makes you think! like why the heck the Americans think of themselves as such a screaming big deal. if you ask me the Chinese and the British are gonna out live us all heh heh ohhhhhhhhhh man im funny!

ummmm ummmmmmmmmmm well i think you should all............................... go do something very important with ur lives and such and welllllllllllll i have important things to put down but i think ill wait tell tommorow ummmmm mmmmm m welllllll ya i guess im gonna go- woa wat the heck is that thing holy crud o my dear lord that is perfidious!!!!1 MY LORD ITS GETTTIN CLOSER O MY GOD RUN FOR YOURE LIVES RUN FOR YOURE LIVES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYHHHHHH-well now that im finished with that guy i can get down to bisnness.......................................................................................................................................................
tommorow he heh he hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAhe heh heh uhhhhhhhh ya k im gonna go drink another coffee ok? great. toodles!

before putting down this post i would like to apologize for the last post i am deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply,sorry alright todays post will be an English paper on Poul revier being done at 4 A.M in the morning enjoy

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what what woa what happened mustv dosed off fr a minute and why am i typing this uhhh man im tiren6 7bhjkyuthftibftyugtrfbvvvujbhnyvubjhnnimkbunhjygvuhyjbijnhub8gyv7uh8ji9okmjhu7y8hu8jjinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

hello i would like to thank northern nomad for adding himself as a follower and i would like to know who cash is couse i have no idea who the heck you could possibly be, and theres some guy stalking me for the debts i owe him and I TOLD YOU I'D GET YOU THE MONEY SO JUST BACK OFF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i shall now give you a short news report i found on this cool new thing called the internet i havn't actually read it or anything so i'm just going to copy it on here.



Hello, and welcome to todays news report, I'm George Flammik with the news. In local news a local millionaire news reporter photographer playboy has recently claimed himself as the new super hero of Davis: And holly crud did you know the town of Davis is the computers dictionary??????? I DIDN'T EVEN ADD IT!!! THIS IS SO COOL AND- OWWW!! you didn't have to slap me! seriously!! anyway back to the super hero. the new super hero of Davis: Monocle Man. He has a top hat that has a built in stapler attached to a string that staples peoples face when wanted, and it also works for stapling various paper-like objects. He also has a tie that has a razor a lazor another lazer another lazar and a button that unleashes a world of pain and manglement on anyone who dares appose the all-powerful monocle man. Sorry he paid me to say all powerful. And the pice di resastons as the french say, if they have a seriouse speaking problem, his monocle. His monocle unleashes powers that no man has ever seen, it will turn an ant into dust, it will lock a bike lock, it will get your mail for you, it will sing for you while your in the shower, it will eat your broccoli for you, it will give you a raise, it will enslave you as its minion, it will torn into a giant bumble bee and terrorize Quebec, and last of all, it will help you with your eye site. Thats all for tonight folks see you all later!!!!

Um, i, i really have nothing to say about that besides: WHAT THE &$*&% WAS THAT? IT WAS A LOAD OF $*%$*! IT'S LIKE A BIG SERVING OF %$**$% WITH SIDE OF $$*%$ SPRINKLED WITH SOME ^%^&^% AND SOME %(&^% TO GO WITH AND A TALL GLASS OF PINOT $%&&^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, i think thay it is important that i don't know and i should go do jhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmnnnnnnnnnnm and that peretty much sums it up.